Team Profiles
THE BOYS
The Ikea Vikings
Current holder of the Mangina. "If ya aint first ya Last". Two years removed from derailing the 4-year championship run of Matthew Hart. Took everything he had for the betterment of the League. Just has not been the same since
The Architect
The Architect formally known as The Hurricane. 2021 took runner-up to Matt Hart, has been on the outside looking in since. Set some building blocks up with Etienne and Taylor as keepers this year though, the winds are calm, and the future is bright.
The Last Man Standing in the dating pool ladies. Going to want to snatch this one up, this group is known to reproduce like wildfire. Saves all of his FAAB $, spends 1.3 hours of research on Fantasy a year, hates Defense, defensiveness, and kickers. Lady Luck is on his side this year.
Get RICHardson or Die Trying
Dez Caught It!!!
The Dean, the leader of young minds, the greatest soccer goalie to ever come out of Federal Way, WA, and the greatest beer league softball player to ever sport a full Batman Cape and the only man brave enough to go full Batman insignia in his chest hair. True legend of happiness. Just gotta get top 6.
Destroying Pacheeks
Pierce My Hock
Snowbunny Pearl
The greatest wheeler and dealer ESPN has ever seen. If you can't work out a deal with this man, you are the problem. The Credits Man-gina of the people, bringer of excitement, runner-up last season. Made the business decision to bring in a new Leader of Personnel, his son Cal. Imagine this is the window for success after a lighting fast turnaround from years past.
Raiders of the Lost Trophy
It all started as a nagging irritation of Matthew Berry. Evolved to having his first taste of warm BudLight out of the infamous Trophy back in 2017. What seems like yesterday, nothing has abated this crusading thirst ever since. This man has a piece of his soul missing without the trophy and will go to any ends to get his vessel of happiness back.
Lawyer by day, Fantasy Football juggernaut by night. Dynasty is all that comes to mind.
5-time champion
4 consecutive trophies
7 of past 10 Championship Games, included him
We should officially change the league name to "The Hart Family Foundation"
The Year of Cal
CeeDee Nuts
The newest addition to the illustrious league of gentleman. Walked into an up-and-coming franchise curated by the Legend of all Legends, Big Cock Brock. Took the reins graciously and road it all the way to the only outcome last season had in store for us, divine intervention.
Not Kennough
The OG, Ex-commish, had to put down the gavel to resurrect his singing career. The greatest lead-singer to ever come out of Federal Way, WA. Big Bro is the kindest, most giving, generous man of the group, which sometimes results in trading away a guy named McCaferty.
Gypsy is his name, causing havoc is his game. You don't wanna cross paths with this man when he needs a win, he will derail your entire season with an ACL here or a concussion there. No stranger to playoff runs, is this the year CeeDee Nuts makes Fantasy Great Again? It is no coincidence his squad has only made the yoffs once during the Biden Administration, times are rough.
Pirates
The Greatest Commissioner in all of Fantasy Football. Formerly known as Cole the Troll, this man has come a long way from 1-12, to now corralling 11 other idiot's ideas, throwin credits weekly, maintaining a true league for the people. Is this the year all the hard work pays off?
The man that started it all with his name at the top of the Trophy. Without a doubt the coolest and most successful person ever named Rob Thomas. 2-time winner, fan-favorite, but may not be the best fantasy footballer in his household. Everyone knows who the brains behind the operation are, is this the year the trophy returns home?